Are You a Goblin?
Absolutely not, I can’t believe you would come into my website and ask me such ludacris 
questions such as these. No I am not a goblin

Is it true that some powerful goblins are capable of forms of omnipotence?
I mean I’m not sure why you would be asking someone like me,
who is not a goblin, a question like that.

But yes

How do you feel about being investigated by the NSA?
It’s a rather large invasion of privacy, and you should be minding your own business 


Mr. NSA agent. Please go away

Does this agent really think we can’t see him?


Apparently so..

we see you